The Bananaman was minding his own business onboard a MRT train yesterday evening when he spotted this girl with mutant eyelashes just as he was about to alight. Wah, her eyelashes were ridiculously long - they must have been like 10 cm long or something. Right then, Eric Banana wished he was Eric Scissorhands because all he wanted to do was *snip snip*.
Okay, that was just plain evil but Eric Banana has not understood - and probably will never understand - why some girls put on false eyelashes or eyelash extensions. Apparently, the longer eyelashes accentuate their eyes and make them *erm* more kawaii (read: cute) or more princess-y (read: whatever). (Following the same logic, girls should put on nose hair extensions to accentuate their noses. Hahaha.) But it's such a labourious process to apply the eyelash glue/adhesive and put on the false eyelashes. Eric Banana is sure the application of eyelash glue part must have led to numerous accidents before. Then, there is also the removal process, which is not as bad but not that simple either. All that amount of work to end up looking like... Mutant Eyelashes Girl :|
Thankfully, Astro Girl doesn't put on false eyelashes and is not interested in them at all :)
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oh gosh... i'm going off on a tangent here...
so to be wolverine-y, one has to put hair extension on fingers?
to be hobbit-y... one has to put hair extensions on toes...?
hahaha....
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