Sunday, January 11, 2009

From Bananaman To... FATMAN?!!!

Eric Banana was watching the Batman Begins DVD with Astro Girl last weekend. In one of the scenes, Bruce Wayne explained why he adopted the persona of Batman, "Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread."

Eric Banana turned to Astro Girl and advanced on that particular line of logic, "I am scared of becoming fat. Wouldn't that make me... FATMAN?!"

Astro Girl's only reaction was to laugh hysterically. Aiyoh, that girl really has no sympathy for superheroes, even the one whom she is going to marry soon. Okay, Eric Banana decided that he shall not follow Bruce Waynian logic. He cannot picture a superhero hurling *erm* fats at his enemies. He shall stick to being good ol' Bananaman :)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, i can think of several 'powers' that Fatman would have. He'd have to have the skills of a deranged surgeon. Insert fat into people after knockign them out... to make them fat too! Or... like the show Seven, feed them till they almost explode with fat.

Anonymous said...

I'd have to be lizardman, messman or dustman.... how totally gross!

Eric Banana said...

Gosh, you are gross even before you transform into lizardman, messman or dustman :|

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm... so that makes me grossman?

Eric Banana said...

According to Bruce Waynian logic, you can be grossman only if you fear being gross :P

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha.. then i guess not. Oops...kekeke