Eric Banana was watching the Batman Begins DVD with Astro Girl last weekend. In one of the scenes, Bruce Wayne explained why he adopted the persona of Batman, "Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread."
Eric Banana turned to Astro Girl and advanced on that particular line of logic, "I am scared of becoming fat. Wouldn't that make me... FATMAN?!"





6 comments:
Well, i can think of several 'powers' that Fatman would have. He'd have to have the skills of a deranged surgeon. Insert fat into people after knockign them out... to make them fat too! Or... like the show Seven, feed them till they almost explode with fat.
I'd have to be lizardman, messman or dustman.... how totally gross!
Gosh, you are gross even before you transform into lizardman, messman or dustman :|
Hmmmm... so that makes me grossman?
According to Bruce Waynian logic, you can be grossman only if you fear being gross :P
Hahahaha.. then i guess not. Oops...kekeke
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