Sunday, December 28, 2008

Blabbering: How Much Is Too Much?

During dinner with Joel, his girlfriend Audrey, and Celine earlier this month, the conversation somehow steered towards classes of seating in air travel.. and Eric Banana nearly got into trouble.

Eric Banana (in blabbering mode): Quite frankly, I don't understand why anyone would want to sit in First Class and Business Class on flights. Based on past records, when a plane crashes, usually the passengers seated in the rear section have the best chances of survival. Which means, the passengers in First Class and Business Class would probably be the first to die... Besides, usually they assign the *ahem* more experienced air stewardesses to serve the First Class and Business Class, which means the younger, prettier air stewardesses are all in Economy...

*Joel, Audrey and Celine started to gesture to Eric Banana that it was probably time to change topic*

Astro Girl (getting ready to strangle Eric Banana): Hmmm, so you have been looking at air stewardesses huh?

Eric Banana (realising his folly): Uh oh. Did I just sign my own death warrant...?

4 comments:

sheepo tan said...

Haha... yes... that very moment when I knew you were going to say that the economy class air-stewardess are better looking... =P

One of my favorite moments that night... haha...

Peace/Piece of Mind said...

Think of it positively... a jealous woman is a woman in love. kekeke

Peace/Piece of Mind said...

Don't make it a habit though!!

Eric Banana said...

I concluded that I was definitely suicidal that night.