Saturday, July 26, 2008

Back In Black

For his wedding suit, Eric Banana just wants something ridiculous...ly simple, but it must be in black colour. The reason is obvious - black is not just a slimming colour; it is THE slimming colour. Eric Banana is currently considering the following as an option:



Of course,  besides having to overcome the stigma associated with wearing spandex, Eric Banana would have to figure out how to breathe through the mask as well. 

This reminds him of a conversation he had with Astro Girl on his #1 fashion rule:

Eric Banana: My #1 fashion rule is "If it ain't tight, it ain't right".

Astro Girl (nonchalantly): Uh huh.

Eric Banana (trying to add a smart follow-up line that rhymes): So if it ain't loose, what do you have to lose?

Astro Girl (without hesitation): Fats.

Eric Banana (rolls his eyeballs): Erm... actually you are right. And I hate it.

1 comments:

gabrield said...

not a bad choice. although, i think your coggie juniors will be seeing you differently, something more like this: http://images.google.com.sg/imgres?imgurl=http://animation.art.br/3dart/venom/venom_midres.jpg&imgrefurl=http://animation.art.br/3dart/venom/venom.htm&h=1002&w=1536&sz=248&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=G83Pb0dMIESyqM:&altq=venom+wallpaper&tbnh=98&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvenom%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG