Before the official blog entry on Round 2 of the si dian jin (SDJ) acquisition process comes out, Eric Banana would like to describe it from his point-of-view:
Astro Girl throws Eric Banana towards the far end of the ring, and takes him down in double-quick time with a Clothesline from Hell as he rebounds. She then climbs up the top turnbuckle and attempts what Eric Banana thought was a Moonsault. Somehow, she manages to convert it halfway to a Diving Elbow Drop, which Eric Banana parries with his *erm* ribcage. Unfazed, Eric Banana stands up, only to see Astro Girl executing a Flying Drop Kick. No big deal, as he successfully blocks her feet with his bare face. Before he has time to react, he becomes a victim of a sudden Piledriver move. But does Eric Banana give up? No! Despite Astro Girl's best efforts, she cannot pin Eric Banana - he refuses to be counted out, no matter what. And he stands up. Impossible! But yes, it's true - he stands up. Astro Girl almost cannot believe her eyes. Deciding not to waste any more time, Astro Girl surprises Eric Banana with a submission move - the infamous Figure-Four Leg Lock. Eric Banana winces in pain but he doesn't tap out. Astro Girl grunts with fury. She releases him from the leg lock and almost instantaneously executes the Sharpshooter on Eric Banana. This time, Eric Banana's will is broken and he taps out.
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