Assault On Moon Base 1

"It has been peaceful at Moon Base 1 for a while now so it was an attack nobody has anticipated. First, it got creamed. All sorts of cream actually, except whipped cream and ice-cream. Then it came under some kind of masked assault. But Moon Base 1 (a.k.a. Eric Banana's potholed face) was resilient - it refused to succumb. Not until the assault of the blackhead extractors anyway. That was some @#$% elite force. The insurgent Blackheads knew they did not stand a chance..."

Astro Girl (eyeballs rolling): C'mon, do you have to be so melodramatic over just about everything?

Eric Banana (defensive): What? I am merely stating the facts!

Astro Girl (agitated): It was just a facial! Get over it already.

Eric Banana (sullen): Orh. Buy me a cake or I sulk.

Astro Girl (in a defeated tone): Okay okay, I will buy a cake for the incredible sulk. You are just like a little boy.

Eric Banana (triumphant): Yay, I have cake to eat! By the way, I AM a little boy! 10 going on 11 remember?

Seriously, Eric Banana and Astro Girl have to stop devouring cakes like nobody's business. Or they will end up looking like this in no time:

     

Note: Eric Banana went for his very first facial ever today at Essence Vale Aroma Spa in Traders Hotel and he did it out of free will lar.